immafuckinpanda:

harleyquinn394:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

danisalmostonfire:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found my soulmate

this wasn’t supposed to get any notes omg

i ship it

We are dating

belle-morningstar:

Remember that time when the t mobile girl was really sweet

 but then virgin mobile made fun of her

so t mobile stepped its shit up 

it’s like high school drama except with phone company’s 

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

seblaine:

watch out guys obama is doing his job

chocobo-strider:

lingeringlilies:

Today, Amazon announced the imminent launch of its newest endeavor, Kindle Worlds, a publishing platform for fanfiction. When I read the announcement, I was horrified, then angry, then sad. I want to take a moment to explain why this is such a tragedy.

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This is important for ANYONE who writes Fanfiction. Read this now and beware.

tomlinshawty:

apparently harry called everyone in the crowd tonight ‘his juliets’ and it seems someoneee did not pay attention in 9th grade english bc he just entered into a suicide pact with 17,000 teenage girls oops

MY MOTHER MADE BACON AND NOW MY ENTIRE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE BACON

edwardspoonhands:

We done?

secrete-me-an-earth-river:

asktoothless:

Hey guys remember when this took 8000000 years to scroll through?

You are the innovator of our generation

wwincest:

lucifer and michael are still in the pit 

they didnt fall

oh